Crazy Smart & Ruthless by Tony Bulmer

This mystery meet cute quickly develops into a high-wire dramedy, when spoiled L.A. socialite Shri Sanchez and her gay bestie, Jay, conspire to find her a phony husband so she might avoid an arranged marriage. Unfortunately for them, the ringer they choose turns out to be Hari Nadir a low echelon MI6 computer analyst, who works part time in his mom and dad’s Indian restaurant. Hari has just witnessed a murder by Russia’s GRU, now they want to murder him and everyone he knows.

Meet oddball Russian hit team, dour-faced Karla Klebb and her partner Lev Novacek. Taciturn Klebb specializes in the “glove of death” to administer lethal nuclear isotopes to her victims. Ruthless Novacek is a BDSM enthusiast whose unwholesome proclivities and collection of kinky pants fill his targets with terror.

Top of the Russian hit list is Hari Nadir. But, he’s on a mission to Las Vegas to liaise with American top brass from the Army, Navy, Airforce, and Marines. He is going to spill all the gory details of a deadly nuclear plot— if he can only beat back the Russian assassins, the CIA goons, and the imminent threat of an Elvis chapel wedding to the most dangerous socialite in America…

This crazy Coen-esque crime caper will be available soon